Free Porn Muncher Blog

Just after the last post, it turned out that my tyre had been slashed overnight. What was even worse was that I’d just had a new one fitted TWO weeks ago. There are some evil little fuckers about, chavs (in the US I imagine they would be called trailer trash?) in hoodies most likely - you know the type, low-life scum who have nothing better to do than damage someone else’s stuff.

What happened to kids just letting a tyre down with the valve? At least that would be moderately funny for them, and no damage done. Nope, got to knife it these days. I don’t know what I’d do if I caught em but it wouldn’t be nice.

Anyway, it’s been replaced, and that’s 44 quids worth (quid = pounds, if you haven’t worked it out, I’m in the UK) of tyre, so I need 44 quid’s worth of porn to cover it. That’s a LOT - you’d get a couple of month’s worth of subscription AT LEAST to a high quality site. Hmmm, let me think about that and get back to you. Picture Muncher and Porn Muncher, you need to work a bit of overtime!